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If I Ruled --------The World -------

I am Randy Cornelius Im just a 19 year old suburban kid. I'm living this new college life! Acting is my passion. I love making people laugh. Everyday I'm thankful for the people I have in my life. I'm just here to give the world a little bit of myself. My blog is just stuff I find funny, true, or inspirational. Feel free to ask me anything.
Apr 24 '14

the-jing:

Me on Tumblr

Apr 24 '14
Apr 24 '14

ultrafacts:

10 Facts about Spongebob

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Lust (Spongebob) - our final analogy is probably the least apparent because we typically think of ‘lust’ in a sexual sense. However, the alternative definition for lust is simply “a passionate desire for something”. In this sense of the word, it cannot be denied that our absorbent yellow friend is an extremely lustful creature. Spongebob has a lust for life that is incomparable to most other cartoon characters - he yearns for the affections of both friend and foe alike, is eager to please, and will often stop at nothing to complete a task.

Apr 24 '14

gay-masturbation:

i just really wanna have some sex right now

Apr 24 '14
lion:

Booty had me like..

lion:

Booty had me like..

(via hearts-alive & lion)
Apr 24 '14

(Source: failnation)

Apr 24 '14

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Apr 24 '14
"WICHO FINE ASS"
a nigga that dont give a fuck if you turn him down or not because you look good enough to treat him bad (via popitfadatnigga)

(Source: 86thatshit)