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If I Ruled The World

A little about myself: I am Randy Cornelius Im just a 17 yr old suburban kid. Acting is one my passions. I love making people laugh. Everyday I'm thankful for the people I have in my life, friends and family. I'm just here to give the world a little bit of myself. My blog is just stuff I find funny, true, or inspirational. Feel free to ask me anyhing, I'd be more than happy to answer.
May 14 '13

flockas:

digivolves:

who the fuck uses email still

people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!

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May 14 '13

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

42,453 notes (via krissi2197 & zaymmaliks)

May 10 '13

rabioheab:

fact: it is called ultra thin crust pizza because it makes you ultra thin. trust me i am a doctor i know what i’m talking about

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May 10 '13
good-vibes-dude: .

good-vibes-dude:

.

42,000 notes (via silence--is-silver & ivyanonuevo)

May 10 '13
pizzaforpresident: Amazing

pizzaforpresident:

Amazing

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May 9 '13

drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

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May 9 '13
raadiical-kiids: i can i just hand this out to all the cute boys in my school

raadiical-kiids:

i can i just hand this out to all the cute boys in my school

(Source: karma-grrrl)

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May 9 '13
collegehumor: If you didn’t feel self-conscious enough at the gym, take a look at this treadmill superstar.

collegehumor:

If you didn’t feel self-conscious enough at the gym, take a look at this treadmill superstar.

(Source: ohmygodwaytoolong)

8,791 notes (via whiskeydrinkin & collegehumor)