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who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
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SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
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fact: it is called ultra thin crust pizza because it makes you ultra thin. trust me i am a doctor i know what i’m talking about
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the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
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